Middle School Shotput Extraordinaire

2 years ago
Janel Comeau

Once a year, my junior high school decided that going through puberty in a giant cinderblock building surrounded by other…

What Your Favourite Tim Hortons Beverage Says About You

2 years ago

I have a confession to make: I don't mind Tim Hortons coffee. Does Tim Hortons make excellent coffee? No. Do…

Dance of the Dog Poop Lady

2 years ago

If you've been following this blog for a while, you already know that I've worked quite a few odd jobs…

Three Guinness World Records You Can Beat at Home While You Wait For Everything to Go Back to Normal

3 years ago

What a year this has been.     We're approaching what is approximately the 487th consecutive day of March 2020,…

Adventures in Babysitting Terrible Sneaky Monster Children

4 years ago

When I was fourteen years old, I suddenly found myself in need of some extra spending money. I was too…

A Brief Guide to the Worst Flight I’ve Ever Been On

4 years ago

For most of my adult life, I have lived more than a thousand kilometres away from my parents. This means…

I am the Proud Parent of an Emotionally Compromised Chihuahua

5 years ago

From the moment I moved out of my parents' house for good at the age of 21, I wanted a…

How to Social Distance Like a Dinosaur

5 years ago

At a very early age, I decided that I wanted to be a paleontologist. My parents were well aware that…

A Brief Introduction to my Six-Year Blood Feud With C-3PO

5 years ago

In the spring of 2014, I attended the Calgary Comic and Entertainment Expo in Calgary, Alberta, partially because I am…

How to Have a Good Time in Quarantine Even Though Everything is Terrible

5 years ago

Like most people on Planet Earth right now, I am currently in quarantine. According to the CDC and the World…

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