Ask a Canadian if “Threatening to Move to Canada” is Right For You

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Every time there is a major social or political change in the United States, the Internet floods with panicked Americans…

A Field Guide to the Creatures of New York City, Chapter 1: Peanut Butter Girl

5 years ago

On a sunny Saturday in September, my boyfriend and I decided to take the N train from his apartment in…

Tales from the Trenches of Tech Support Hell

5 years ago

The summer between my second and third year of university, I worked in the computer department of a big-box office…

How I Almost Took a High School Field Trip to the Afterlife: Part Two

5 years ago

When we left off last week, I was standing in a parking lot with a dozen other teens who were…

How I Almost Took a High School Field Trip to the Afterlife: Part One

5 years ago

Like many other strapping, red-blooded Canadian youth, I spent my teenage years participating in the Duke of Edinburgh's International Award…

How to Convince New Yorkers That You’re One of Them, and Not Just a Lost Tourist from the Suburbs

5 years ago

The summer before I turned 25, I quit my job, packed my things, and moved from Edmonton, Canada, to New…

An Introduction to My Family’s Long, Ongoing Failed Experiment With Designer Dogs

6 years ago

When I was eleven years old, my family finally got the one thing that was missing from my Thomas-Kinkade-painting suburban…

A Comprehensive (Though Certainly Not Exhaustive) List of the Terrible Things I’ve Done to my Brothers

6 years ago

I am the oldest of three siblings. After bringing me forth into the world in 1992, my parents failed to…

How to Cause $3000 in Damages to a Dorm in a Single Night

6 years ago

Buckle up, kids, because we just passed the six-year anniversary of the time I caused more property damage to my…

Oh God, She’s Writing Another Blog

6 years ago

I'm back, fuckers. I am as terrifying as I am strangely proportioned. As some of you may remember, I kept…

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