Sometimes I write articles on websites that I don’t have to pay for. Topics generally range from serial killers to unsolved crimes possibly committed by serial killers. Enjoy.
True Crime
The Rise and Fall of the Disco King (The Best New True Crime Stories: Crimes of the Famous and Infamous)
In a Field Outside of Edmonton (The Best New True Crime Stories: Unsolved Crimes & Mysteries)
A One-Way Ticket to Poyais (The Best New True Crime Stories: Well-Mannered Crooks, Rogues & Criminals)
Funny Stuff
The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective Writers’ Groups (Write or Die Magazine)
The Beaverton
Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that
Federal government opens distress line for Canadians forced to cheer for Oilers
Nova Scotia Power encourages customers to leak own personal information during service outages
Alberta shocks nation with same election results they’ve turned out since 1958
Cape Breton to create new, more annoying time zone between Atlantic and Newfoundland time
Federal government announced O Canada will now begin with 15 seconds of unskippable ads
Oilers plan to damage Florida Panthers’ morale by forcing them to visit Edmonton
Millennials could save money just by making coffee at a Starbucks franchise they personally own
Maritime Weather Service updates hurricane season forecast from “gosh golly” to “holy cannoli”
Incoming first year students excited to pretend Carleton University was their first choice
Where is he now? Jean Chretien has escaped, Canadians advised to shelter in place
New Netflix prompt invites users to log into The Pirate Bay every 31 days
Doug Ford announces 50% of all Ontario surgeries will now be done by his buddy Steve
Where are they now: “Don’t you put it in your mouth” puppet checks into rehab
“I refuse to live in fear of COVID,” says woman who lives in fear of socialism
Erin O’Toole claims residential schools were just “Hogwarts for Indigenous kids”
Cracked.com
The 11 Creepiest Crimes No One Can Explain (Part Two)
The 11 Creepiest Crimes No One Can Explain (Part One)
The Creepiest Serial Killers (Who Still Remain at Large)
Great Artists Who Passionately Hated Their Most Famous Work
The 5 Weirdest Disappearances No One Can Explain
The 7 Most Horrifying Twist Endings (Happened in Real Life)
6 Bizarre Medical Conditions That Shouldn’t Be Possible
5 Historical Figures More Terrifying Than Any Horror Villain
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