Once a year, my junior high school decided that going through puberty in a giant cinderblock building surrounded by other people who were also going through puberty in a giant cinderblock building was not making…
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Dance of the Dog Poop Lady
If you’ve been following this blog for a while, you already know that I’ve worked quite a few odd jobs in my life – it has been my lifelong goal to have the haphazard and…
Ask a Canadian if “Threatening to Move to Canada” is Right For You
Every time there is a major social or political change in the United States, the Internet floods with panicked Americans announcing that they are going to move to Canada. Many of these people know nothing…
A Comprehensive (Though Certainly Not Exhaustive) List of the Terrible Things I’ve Done to my Brothers
I am the oldest of three siblings. After bringing me forth into the world in 1992, my parents failed to realize that they had already reached the Genetic Promised Land by creating the best possible…
Oh God, She’s Writing Another Blog
I’m back, fuckers. I am as terrifying as I am strangely proportioned. As some of you may remember, I kept a blog during the last years of my undergraduate degree and the first years of…