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Middle School Shotput Extraordinaire

Once a year, my junior high school decided that going through puberty in a giant cinderblock building surrounded by other…

2 years ago

Dance of the Dog Poop Lady

If you've been following this blog for a while, you already know that I've worked quite a few odd jobs…

2 years ago

Ask a Canadian if “Threatening to Move to Canada” is Right For You

Every time there is a major social or political change in the United States, the Internet floods with panicked Americans…

5 years ago

A Comprehensive (Though Certainly Not Exhaustive) List of the Terrible Things I’ve Done to my Brothers

I am the oldest of three siblings. After bringing me forth into the world in 1992, my parents failed to…

6 years ago

Oh God, She’s Writing Another Blog

I'm back, fuckers. I am as terrifying as I am strangely proportioned. As some of you may remember, I kept…

6 years ago

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