Once a year, my junior high school decided that going through puberty in a giant cinderblock building surrounded by other…
At a very early age, I decided that I wanted to be a paleontologist. My parents were well aware that…
Like many other strapping, red-blooded Canadian youth, I spent my teenage years participating in the Duke of Edinburgh's International Award…
The summer before I turned 25, I quit my job, packed my things, and moved from Edmonton, Canada, to New…
I am the oldest of three siblings. After bringing me forth into the world in 1992, my parents failed to…
Buckle up, kids, because we just passed the six-year anniversary of the time I caused more property damage to my…
I'm back, fuckers. I am as terrifying as I am strangely proportioned. As some of you may remember, I kept…
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