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Middle School Shotput Extraordinaire

Once a year, my junior high school decided that going through puberty in a giant cinderblock building surrounded by other…

2 years ago

Adventures in Babysitting Terrible Sneaky Monster Children

When I was fourteen years old, I suddenly found myself in need of some extra spending money. I was too…

4 years ago

A Brief Guide to the Worst Flight I’ve Ever Been On

For most of my adult life, I have lived more than a thousand kilometres away from my parents. This means…

4 years ago

I am the Proud Parent of an Emotionally Compromised Chihuahua

From the moment I moved out of my parents' house for good at the age of 21, I wanted a…

4 years ago

How to Social Distance Like a Dinosaur

At a very early age, I decided that I wanted to be a paleontologist. My parents were well aware that…

4 years ago

A Brief Introduction to my Six-Year Blood Feud With C-3PO

In the spring of 2014, I attended the Calgary Comic and Entertainment Expo in Calgary, Alberta, partially because I am…

4 years ago

How to Have a Good Time in Quarantine Even Though Everything is Terrible

Like most people on Planet Earth right now, I am currently in quarantine. According to the CDC and the World…

5 years ago

A Field Guide to the Creatures of New York City, Chapter 1: Peanut Butter Girl

On a sunny Saturday in September, my boyfriend and I decided to take the N train from his apartment in…

5 years ago

Tales from the Trenches of Tech Support Hell

The summer between my second and third year of university, I worked in the computer department of a big-box office…

5 years ago

How I Almost Took a High School Field Trip to the Afterlife: Part Two

When we left off last week, I was standing in a parking lot with a dozen other teens who were…

5 years ago

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