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Adventures in Babysitting Terrible Sneaky Monster Children

When I was fourteen years old, I suddenly found myself in need of some extra spending money. I was too…

4 years ago

I am the Proud Parent of an Emotionally Compromised Chihuahua

From the moment I moved out of my parents' house for good at the age of 21, I wanted a…

4 years ago

A Brief Introduction to my Six-Year Blood Feud With C-3PO

In the spring of 2014, I attended the Calgary Comic and Entertainment Expo in Calgary, Alberta, partially because I am…

4 years ago

Oh God, She’s Writing Another Blog

I'm back, fuckers. I am as terrifying as I am strangely proportioned. As some of you may remember, I kept…

6 years ago

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