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How to Social Distance Like a Dinosaur

At a very early age, I decided that I wanted to be a paleontologist. My parents were well aware that…

4 years ago

A Brief Introduction to my Six-Year Blood Feud With C-3PO

In the spring of 2014, I attended the Calgary Comic and Entertainment Expo in Calgary, Alberta, partially because I am…

4 years ago

How to Have a Good Time in Quarantine Even Though Everything is Terrible

Like most people on Planet Earth right now, I am currently in quarantine. According to the CDC and the World…

5 years ago

Ask a Canadian if “Threatening to Move to Canada” is Right For You

Every time there is a major social or political change in the United States, the Internet floods with panicked Americans…

5 years ago

A Field Guide to the Creatures of New York City, Chapter 1: Peanut Butter Girl

On a sunny Saturday in September, my boyfriend and I decided to take the N train from his apartment in…

5 years ago

Tales from the Trenches of Tech Support Hell

The summer between my second and third year of university, I worked in the computer department of a big-box office…

5 years ago

A Comprehensive (Though Certainly Not Exhaustive) List of the Terrible Things I’ve Done to my Brothers

I am the oldest of three siblings. After bringing me forth into the world in 1992, my parents failed to…

6 years ago

How to Cause $3000 in Damages to a Dorm in a Single Night

Buckle up, kids, because we just passed the six-year anniversary of the time I caused more property damage to my…

6 years ago

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